Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you not having any form of girlfriend, internet or not.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

How do you know that for sure?
Do you think I have to prove myself to the internet people?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)