Please tick one of either
Maddie

or

Your Mum
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

I didn't know the two were mutually exclusive.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

Like relationships
You'd think they would be
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

The media wont let Maddie be
LEAVE MADDIE ALONE*!

* in a bag, dismembered, at the bottom of a lake.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Sun 11 May 2008, 1:08, archived)