Just make a story up.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)

I went to Italy once and probably got noshed off by Limeytreat.
It was awful. Her mouth made my penis commit suicide.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)