Well now....
400 minutes... unlimited texts... £25 a month and £69.99 for the phone.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

What?
I want it. Which network?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)

Orange. Dolphin 30 with £5 online discount.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)

I GET 500000 MINUTES AND 70 GAZILLION TEXTS AND THEY PAID ME TO TAKE THE PHONE AND AND AND AND AND AND STUFF

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)