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They should call it Vene-FAIL-a.
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
He shouldn't have opened the cage, the twat.
Horrible way to to go, though. I don't see why they had to beat up the poor snake, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
'THAT'S A BAD SNAKE FOR FOLLOWING YOUR NATURAL INSTINCTS!'
*whack*
'Oh christ, it's coming straight for us!'
*runs like a girl*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
I want a snake, snakes are brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
I would not like a snake as a pet.
They are not for me.
I would like a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
I want rats.
Noit is rubbish and won't let me have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:14, archived)
I don't think Springy would approve of me keeping bats.
Especially not considering she's in the attic room.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)