She shouldn't be such an obnoxious bitch
then I wouldn't feel the need to smake her about so much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)

You're worse than Druid when he slapped Springy for not letting him touch her special parts

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)

Slaped, shurly

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:14, archived)