I should form a band.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

You already have one.
JMG's Merry Band of Awesomes.

Ok, it's not a musical band, more a Robin Hood type band, taking tears from the fat, and giving joy to the non-fat, online.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)