Mykey (and mongyrathen) finds entertainment in people being upset
but it's OK to take pleasure in that, because - pay attention now - he's actually really nice in real life!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Again, what have i done wrong here?
Being entertained by internets taking itself too seriously is not a crime.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

I never said you were a criminal
just the sort of person who takes pleasure from people being upset, as I believe I've said before. It's not exactly controversial.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)