You know I've only got eyes for you,
and unless that dream about you having a massive cock is true, that makes me straight.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)

I'd slap you in the face with my balls anytime

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)