Write your own dissertation, we don't even know you.
If, perchance, you'd dropped by before, with a cake, some tea, for a little chat, we might be inclined to offer our thoughts. But you just BARGE in, waving your questions about.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

He should have ideally built up to this question.
With around 10,000 posts in anticipation of a time where he'd need help.

Silly blue namer.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I wouldn't post asking for help on a forum where I'd never bothered to say hello before
it's just rude.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

ALSO
assuming we are all massive nerds. Some of us are not.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

assuming
nerds
some of us are not.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

lolfat

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I NO
*something about JMG's baldness*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)