*rewrites*Hello, I'm James.
I was born on New Years Day and I think I'm well hard and that. Also, I drink alcohol. This is well hard.
I am unhappy with my physical appearance, but am running out of money to keep my facade running.
I am massive.
MASSIVE.
While I should now be going to work in McDonalds, I'm instead asking the internet to do my dissertation for me.
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