tortue vilaine?
hmmm
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

oui!
Souris cachee, dormant chaton

Or something
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:52, archived)

indeed
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/t/thismorningwithr_66603440.shtml
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)