I suggest next time you're up earlier than your parents on a weekend
You should announce this fact to them

Using drums, and other smashy bashy things
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

Firefox was open
and on the talk board.
He could have fucking noticed the time of the last post, to see that I'D ONLY BEEN OUT OF THE ROOM FOR TWENTY MINUTES.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Leave a note on the keyboard...
...saying 'don't switch it off I'm doing stuff you old cunt'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Please don't suggest that to my children

(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)