Did you kick her in the face?
Knock her out, then have a fumble around before calling for help?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Nope
But I felt a very unnerving breeze
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:07, archived)