I want to be known as a "love rat" in the tabloids.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

you need to find someone with a fanny so huge you can build a home in there
then gnaw your way out through the womb when you run out of food
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

That doesn't sound like something John Leslie would do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:07, archived)