I just replied to a thread nearly 8 hours old.
and I was the first response.

Is that some sort of record?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

we replied at the same time
I think I should get some of the prize money
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

rubbish,
I'm the one who fixed it and shiz
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:10, archived)