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I think Wormulus has got a face like a toddler' s shin and Sexface has got a face like a Sainsbury's plastic bag that has been blowing in the wind for 2 weeks and then got trod on by a dog out of spite.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
An excellent report there from our reporter in the field, a Mr. D. Gums.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
Back to you JMG at the headquarter's new desk *punches a fat child*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
GOD DAMNIT THIS IS THE BEST NEWS NETWORK ON THE TELEVISION!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 17:36, archived)