:(((
I don't want your pity love. Shag off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Eventually you will succomb to my charm, just as he did
Begorrah, etc.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)