Go out and buy BOOZE
You know you'll fancy some tonight
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:54, archived)

I have lots of booze
I'm just not drinking it. *willpower*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:54, archived)