Bollocks
the machine charges a fee for providing a convenient service...more or less a perfect example of capitalism.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

It charges a fee for converting perfectly good cash into store credit
Any cunt who willingly pays for a service like that is a premium-grade 700bn dollar bail-out hydrocephalic moron.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

It's not store credit
They give you cash.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

If it were my shop I'd give it back to you in change
just to teach you not to be a cunt with your money.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

You're tiresome

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

and you're an idiot

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Quite

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:27, archived)