find a large board of wood that fits between his legs
get him to straddle it, then make him gingerly lift up first one, then the other leg, until he's partaking in a rodeo thats as slow, boring and wooden as this thread.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

*click*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

stop worshipping me

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

I'm not. I'm testing something.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

whether you declaring *click* on every one of my posts guarantees its place on the popular page?
no chance, sunshine
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

Not when I do it, clearly.
As I'm one of the shitter b3tans.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

Hanging out with me doesn't make you look cool
give it up
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:46, archived)