I exclusively watch pornography where the male has the same first name as me,
so I get to hear the actress screaming my name.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 18:40, archived)

Master?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

that would work.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 18:41, archived)