A handy tool for the wimmins and Gmos:
www.getjar.com/products/13285/MasturbatorPro - nsfw
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

There's probably a cancer risk in there somewhere.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

Handy tips there...
"I recommend wrapping the phone in glad wrap or a plastic bag before you insert it into ur p*ssy."
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:15, archived)