She gets dribbly, crosseyed and dribbles on herself LOTS after a few beers
I think she said something nice to me but it sounded like an insult, I couldn't tell.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I need your head.
You work around Soho and what have you? I'm looking for somewhere to take the missus for some scran before a show at the end of the month. I'm stopping at a hotel near the British Museum, Great Russell Street, which I suppose is near enough. I want to spend about a ton, other than loads of chip shops, can you think of a decent gaff to feed at?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)