Me
But I'll probably make a worse job of it than you did.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

I blew a load of fuses.
I know you're supposed to disconnect the negative before you start, but I thought that was just to stop you killing yourself. If I'd known it was to stop fuses blowing, I would have actually done it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:11, archived)