Honda Record:
A car that gets you round.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

Honda A Chord:
A car that's ACE.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Hon d'accord:
A car you can agree with.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

All of these are going into my stand-up act.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:58, archived)