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Hello Fatties.
Who has issues they'd like to blame me, JMG for?


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*National Anthem*
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post421229
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
Oh I bet there's some crackers in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421149
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421188
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
Why would anybody post that?
How could they possibly be proud of being picked on by a kid smaller than they were, and then holding a grudge and beating them up ten years later when the "bully" is helpless and fucked up?

What a pathetic tosser.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
Oops,
replied to the wrong post.

Never mind.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
JMG WAS in the year below Mr T though.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
I certainly took no pity, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Did you travel by plane?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
Yes.
He slept in the back.
With page 3 girls I'd just had sex with.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
I made a real one
It's about to be pushed down forever by the fibbing
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post420966
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Fibbing you say?
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421205
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
I made a proper one too
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421236
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
We're all over this.
It's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
What slightly concerns me, is the repeated mentioning of who 'WINS' out of them and the bully, 'in the end'.
It has more than a shade of Partridge'esqe "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Oh Piston_Broke..................
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post421253
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
And your MASSIVE STASH OF DRUGS?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421222
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
That, is fucking BRILLIANT.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
YES!!!
Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
This also reminds me.
geordieal will spend an hour replying to all of my posts, today.
Same as every other day.

:(
I'll be, very boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Surely you meant it'll
Although, yes, i expect you will be plenty boring
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
HOW have you managed to get bitter at that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
Sorry, just seemed to be the done thing

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
This one is classic QOTW.
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421022
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Honda Accord: Car of the HARDMAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
E Honda Accord: Car of the HUNDREDHANDSLAPMAN

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Honda Acorn: A car for men that FALL FROM TREES.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Honda Accorduroy
A car for History Teachers
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
Honda Accordian:
A small car that's a bit of a squeeze.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Honda Record:
A car that gets you round.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
Honda A Chord:
A car that's ACE.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
Hon d'accord:
A car you can agree with.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
All of these are going into my stand-up act.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Honda Accordlessdrill: Car of the HANDYMAN.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Hmmm..
"I was bullied by one of the "cocks of the year" from the year below....."
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
That was my favourite bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
Fuck.
I would post a disparaging reply, but I fear me might go all Heiss on my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
I gotta be honest, even I'm swooning at such impotent rage.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
He counts running a drug addict over
as a win?

fucking hell
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
This.
The guy obviously has a lot of issues. The fact that he still has all that anger after a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Once a year below you,
always a year below you.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
I'd like to hear Mykeyboy's view on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
I'll run you over, you lemsipjunkie
I'll have to get a car first, perhaps a honda...
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
shut it cock breath

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
and reply to my gaz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
OUTSTANDING

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
I'm not clicking that.
It'll just make me want to post something like 'having read through a few of these it makes me wish I'd been at school with all of you, just so I could flush each and every one of you's heads down the bog.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
My internet broke down for ten minutes.
Do try to be more careful, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
It's clearly your fault I have bastard hayfever.
What the FUCK were you thinking, planting all that oil seed rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
AHAHAHA!
I'm winning over the population with the illnesses and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
Even saying 'all the rape around here is terrible' has lost it's lustre :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
Replace it with 'there's a lot of rape in the air' whilst looking darkly at female co-workers.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
I watched an episode of Firefly last night where some guy asked a bird...
"Have you ever been raped?" And I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
My office heating being on and sillyhot.
What do you plan on doing about it? I'll vomit soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
HIGHER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
I will vomit on you, and not your wipeclean head.
Right in your fucking pocket, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
I can't get off the sofa.
I blame you for this, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Up and at 'em!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
I am not a God
I feel you're holding me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
I've let EVERYBODY down.
With bad parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
An office minion made me a cup of tea WITHOUT my desired sugar
I blame JMG
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
TO THE PICKET LINE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
i'm blaming you for my yank stalker
and the fact the mong at the restaurant last night made our mojitos with mint fucking sauce
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
what the FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
this^^^

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
I hope there was bloodshed.
I mean, really.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
he was little and bald and looked so proud of it
i nearly hurled. i hadn't the heart to call the man a cunt so i smuggled it into the toilet under my napkin and slung it down the sink. which then got blocked with the fucking shrubbery he'd mashed in the "cocktail".

i was pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Mint sauce?!
The puff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
it was most untasty

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Hahahaslit the cunt's throat hahaha.
No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
we had to throw it
decimated lime and mint fucking sauce :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
god that looks like the bottom of a pond

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
You still drank it, I see.
Why not throw it back in the mixers' face, give him a bit of a beating and then demand that he go and do it properly?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
don't judge me he was SMALL and BALD
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146578
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
always at the classy joints eh rosie?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
at least i didnt pick anyone up in the toilet
EH LOSER
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
Oh Rosie baby.... Saddest of Sad Faces.
What is it with you, resturants and mongs?

Bad mong, BAD MONG *hits on head with roled up newspaper*.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
i'm a magnet for mongs.
pauly, he tainted the mojito. he KILLED it
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
You should have dashed the glass at his head and sent him away to do it properly.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
I'm not gay, I'm just curious
I bet JMG is somehow responsible for that. What with all his dazzling bald and dolesque charms.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
I've completely sexed up things with my added hacking.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Are you officially autistic yet?
Or are we still waiting for this to be confirmed as Internet Truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Bogus Official started his day by telling he was going to work.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
Mercifully the short-lived trend of breakfast threads appears to have died.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:01, archived)