I want Wormulus.

( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I think you've got this the wrong way round.
We don't want to spread the lies!
Together we can stop it.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

I meant
I want him to adopt me :(
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

I didn't think we were allowed to request them
If so, then I want Donkey Gums. Please and thank you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

*waggly eyebrows*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

O_o I've got a /talk one to love and hug and squeeze and call him George

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

+ of the Jungle
;P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

If you insist

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

He'll only ask you to groomy his sideparting all day and call you Mary Poppins

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

I've met you before.
And I laughed at you.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

Many people do, I'm a right spastic

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

It was a comedy night.
But yeah...
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

I can only apologise as I usually get hideously drunk before embarrassing myself :)
sorry you wasted your money.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

He didn't pay.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:20, archived)