You only discovered the internet 3 years, 7 months and 5 days ago?
Get with the times, man. I have pirated mp3s that are probably twice that old.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

is that when it says i joined?
shit. maybe i had another login before? it was probably more like 6 years with a long gap while i was in jail.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

Whatever.
Noob.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:17, archived)