i got rejected from hotornot.comthey took no offense at the fact that i listed my likes and interests as 'misogyny, midget rodeos, naked photos of your mother, hog-tied chicks with big-ass titties, and catfish noodling in the nude'
the bit they didn't like?
my photo. which was just a normal pic of me.
FML.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:43, archived)
BRILLIANT.BE SURE TO STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE NOOSE ON YOUR WAY OUT.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:46,
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pffft.darkening /talk would be like trying to make butlins shittier :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:50, archived)
anyone would think you bedwetters didn't want people to talk to :Dis this a the people who hate other people society?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:56, archived)
it's a buyer's market and we're overstocked with shit people right nowbut we'll keep your CV on record and contact you if Master of Turnips flounces
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:00,
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i also do a good line in wacky & zany lolpwnagei hear the internet is new ground for this sort of thing...
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:02, archived)
I remember you, you're the bloke that had his bike nickedhaha
no bike
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:04,
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i'm about to get it back off the copsthey take an age to process things! motherfuckers. i even located it and got a name for the thief and still i have to wait. it's been in their storeroom for 9 weeks now! bastards.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
What a no biked fuck face.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:11,
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i know, right?apart from the other bike... but we won't talk about that
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
If I didn't have a bike and people were picking on me, I'd pretend I had another bike too.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13,
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tell us another Maddie joke, that always brings the house down(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:15,
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posting words on the internet is exciting!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:47,
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I hear that drowning in one's own vomit is pretty fun.All the cool kids are doing it.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
I'm hard core, I use other people's vomit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 3:57,
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I sincerely hope you bounce back from this.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:03,
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me tooi'm fuckin devastated. i haven't cried this much since jade goody died. i might have to go and email some people to pretend i saw maddie, that should cheer me up a little. tell em i saw her in a krispy kreme in reading lickin a cinnamon ring :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:04, archived)
loljaderoflmaddie
topical
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:07,
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I'll be glad when 4chan's back up and the shit people fuck off for a while(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:05,
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while i have heard of iti'm not from there. i was here before i was anywhere else on the net.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:06, archived)
ok, i had a hotmail account, which i registered with. that was IT. check my join date bitch.i usually post on open jam.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
You only discovered the internet 3 years, 7 months and 5 days ago?Get with the times, man. I have pirated mp3s that are probably twice that old.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:13, archived)
is that when it says i joined?shit. maybe i had another login before? it was probably more like 6 years with a long gap while i was in jail.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
seriously, stop trying so hardyou just come across as a spastic
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:10,
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I can't remeber what he said verbatim but it was something about not trying so hard and not having a bike.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:14,
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