'Baldmonkey is shit part 1' and 'baldmonkey is shit part 2.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Essentially, you've had sex with Sexface.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I know.
That thought keeps me warm at night.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'd like to keep you warm at night.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Your mum keeps me warm at night.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)