Are you the new spokesman for fatties?
We really should sit down and work you into some kind of rage fit some time.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I'll stand if that's ok.
I tend to get stuck in normal sized chairs.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

JMG HERE FROM THE JMG BUGLE.
I PUT IT TO YOU, THE FATTY ALLIANCE. THAT YOU STINK.
HOW DOES THE FATTY ALLIANCE RESPOND TO SUCH CLAIMS?

This really should all be filmed for Newsnight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

*rolls eyes and shakes head*
*looks at floor in embarrassment*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Another victory.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Be sure to make a note of it.
Serious business this internet stuff.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:11, archived)