Its fucking 8 am
8 am everyone
whooo hoooo
you know what that means?

do you?

it means that in one hours its 9am!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

I just found a fantastic offer!
96 CANS OF STELLA ARTOIS FOR £20.50 AT TESCO!!

Hurry, offer ends tomorrow!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:15, archived)

beer?
bah I have a bottle of absolute pear vodka for drinkies tonight whilst watching the eurovision.

cannot wait.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

Math A+
Extra letter B-
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 16 May 2009, 8:30, archived)