sorry to hear that :(
I hate funerals
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

While I'm not wishing anyone I know dead, and I am sorry to hear Mrs Sp@m's news,
once someone is dead the funeral isn't necessarily something to be endured. I've been to some great funerals.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

You didn't have to sing "Ding Dong the Witch is dead" quite so loudly though,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

I think it was popping champagne at the graveside that set the tone.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

*pisses self laughing*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

The onyl thing I desperatly hate about funerals is the music.
It really REALLY pisses me off. I hate the idea of it and I have told my family under no circumstances are they have sad music. It's only purpose is to make people cry. The idea of it being a tribute is lovely. But it can fuck off.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 16 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Even ice cream van music?
I hate music at funerals too.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:04, archived)