Jammers, I know you think you're the high and mighty and everything
but Eurovision commentary marks you out as a bummer of such massive proportions that your sphincter looks like the Red Storm of Jupiter. Stop being such a screaming bumsexual.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I can't help but stay in and talk about it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

*Clicked to fuckery*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Fat people.
Confused.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)