You could have said something like:
"THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WASHING IS MY COCK AFTER I TAKE IT OUT OF HER BOTTOM HOLE, AND THAT'S IF I TREAT HER BY NOT STICKING IT STRAIGHT IN HER MOUTH AFTWERWARDS"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 17 May 2009, 15:36, archived)