Rabid dogs would be too quick
I favour grumpy hedgehogs with grapefruit spoons.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)

this
is a better idea. blunt grapefruit spoons at that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)