Well, yes there is the big fat £850 carrot at the end of the stick this month.
Still, no consolation at 430 tomorrow when my alarm goes off and it's pissing with rain.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

just take your pain out on the passengers

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

There's a new local pass thing starting tomorrow that's going to lead to all manner of confusion
It's going to be a belter with pensioners crying and many complaints. My favourite.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:03, archived)