Wank
and wank and wank.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

this
preferably in front of a shop window, grinning like a loon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

And depending on the message you want to send
You can do it in front of Accessorize, Moss Bros or Mothercare.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

or the butchers
of course.

mmmmm .... offal..

*gets TFH*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Cheesemongers
Nuff said.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:03, archived)