Im not assuming that at all
Because again i realise this isnt real life
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

How exactly is this not real life?
Is the internet something we've all just been imagining for the last ten years?
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

But it is real people
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)