You are the best person in Banbury:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

That's not difficult, really.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

I like the chap who said
"Sometimes you pull a pigs arsehole through and you get a handfull of spunk."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)