The person who looks least like a triple-chinned bespectacled militant Catholic potato

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Are foreigners allowed to stand for election in Poland?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

You can be born outside Poland
but you have to become a Polish citizen, which is a bit like paying an agency to make you die of cancer.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Can you become a polish citizen if you don't look like a triple-chinned bespectacled militant Catholic potato and refuse plastic surgery?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 27 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Yes
but then you lose all your rights to make the sweeping xenophobic generalisations that having a British passport gives. Your list of demeaning targets is reduced to Ukraine, a small island somewhere in Polynesia (probably Vanatu) and, of course, France.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 May 2009, 18:36, archived)