I am so fucking tired right now.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

have you thought of going to bed?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

can't until I've removed 120 more words.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

just cut a chunk out of the middle section
they'll probably only read the start and the end
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

Woo hoo.
Done and printed.

Now to double check it makes sense and go to bed :D
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 1:18, archived)