I hope you die
in a very nice way, obviously.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I will.
My two preferred methods are being smothered under the belly flap of a gigantic penguin, or being sucked to death by Dracula's lesbian vampire cohorts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

Let's hope you don't get smothered under the belly flap of a gigantic LARPing lesbian vampire

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh boy.
Now I have three preferred methods.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Dare ye gaze upon a vision of your doom?
DOOM
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

You've let yourself go.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 29 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

is that friz?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 13:33, archived)