you could be a text psychic
"Hello is ma boyfrnd cheetin on me"

The spirits guide me in my answer to you. Your lucky numbers for today are 7, 3 and 48. Cost £1.50/msg rcvd.
( moohalaa, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

MYSTIC MOO!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

the sequinned headdress would be fabulous!

( moohalaa, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

whilst you walked around holding a pint?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

I'm unqualified
Even despite all signs pointing to this, I still didn't see it coming.

Oh sweet ignorance!!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

The blind prostitute had that problem
she could not see it coming either.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Trust me, there's a job going.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 29 May 2009, 20:14, archived)