Hurray!
Noit was dole for two and a half hours yesterday. He is no longer dole now.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

I've never been dole, and likely never will.
*fans self with wad of cash* You see Esme, I am a winner.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I'm not actually dole, just don't have a job.
Hurray sick pay.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

So you're not unemployed at all?
YOU LIAR.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:45, archived)