Give them a kettle with a quid in it
Nice surprise, like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

In pennies.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

/read as squid

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 30 May 2009, 12:42, archived)