they shouldn't be eating apples anyway

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 30 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

It's true, they shouldn't.
Our dog steals them off the tree, he must think it's a tree of balls.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:03, archived)