p.s.
I lied
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

ied ook like a greasy 70's drag queen.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

minues the pink hair
but hey, even with that look I still probably get more action than you

probably because the internet/angry conversations/being worshipped by fellow penises of the internet isn't the be all and end all of my life

and telling people your mother has passed away

christ, get a shrink
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hahahaahaha
This is classic stuff.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

christ
give up

seriously

die
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Could we continue this lively discussion a bit further up the board, please?
It's just that we are trying to have a game of bingo.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

You're still shitter than me
And I would seriously question the mental state of any man willing to put their LOLSAUSAGE in your mangina.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

Ted, I'm hugely confused.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:51, archived)