He once beat up two Roma defenders.
Happy times.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

He also smashed a burglar in the face and went to prison
THAT'S A PROPER STRIKER, THERE.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

PLAY ON!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

*forearm smash*
*mocks injured stewards*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:05, archived)